Whats something that feels illegal, but actually isn't?

[VicBhouy]

Kissing mailboxes!

 

[Stretchit]

Working weekends

 

[crank99]

Using the extreme noisy wooden stairs in my apartment building early in the morning on weekend. Every single step feels illegal...

 

[Starbuck]

Hugging Trees

 

[Randy4u]

walking past the mosque near me in a skirt lol

Might be worse if you weren't wearing a skirt

 

[Firefly]

hitting on 18-year-olds

 

[Firefly]

being hit on by an 18-year-old

 

[VicBhouy]

Looking at yor profile photo i would love to join you now mmmm

Hey… take your place in the queue!

 

[Randy4u]

Hey… take your place in the queue!

No-one mentioned a queue.....

 

[VicBhouy]

No-one mentioned a queue.....

It’s a bigger queue than those wanting Oasis tickets… hell, Mel will have a right ol’ job on her hands - but if anyone can, Mel can!

 

[Starbuck]

Playing my electric guitar full volume on my 100watt amp at 2am not wearing headphones.. think next door knows have one by now lol ..

 

[ashw]

Going to bed with someone else's girlfriend or wife,

 

[Kaner]

walking past the mosque near me in a skirt lol

Givin u a naughty tongue fuckin in that skirt in nearest lane or my car xx

 

[Firefly]

Following scotch with irish whisky

 

[wombleric]

Whats something that feels illegal, but actually isn't?

Love to watch my step daughter

 

[Firefly]

Love to be a cruel selfish twat

her poor mother

Unless... you actually meant like something unbelievably innocent like watch your step daughter play football, because she's an incredible athlete and you're so proud of her and love her mother even more because she raised such amazing talented woman like the proud daddy that you are...

 

[Firefly]

Grabbing my own tits in the kitchen because nobody's grabbed them today...and they were feeling lonely

 

[Morning_wood24]

Grabbing my own tits in the kitchen because nobody's grabbed them today...and they were feeling lonely

Poor you.

It should be illegal to leave them alone like this

 

[Firefly]

Poor you.

It should be illegal to leave them alone like this

It really should!!!

 

[Simon887]

Watching BBC parliament