What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[DoubleJeez]

To match? A competition?

 

[RedKnight99]

No competition, just lots of skin!

 

[IAmInWSussex52]

To clarify... you're asking @shambles925 if he wants to see you bulging?

No no no

 

[PlumpyRumpy]

Are you here to towel dry me?

 

[IAmInWSussex52]

I would Happily yes...
O my what big.............!!!!

 

[Juxtaposed]

My bulge is no longer bulging

 

[Intrigueme]

Phew or is that a gun in your bathrobe?

 

[DoubleJeez]

Where have you been?

 

[Intrigueme]

Working abroad Under the radar then under your bed waiting to pounce ya minx

 

[Carollo]

Isn’t pouncing when under a bed slightly difficult?

 

[Intrigueme]

Would you like me to show you how from under yours?

 

[PaulNWUK45]

Will you need to bring your Labino kit ?

 

[DoubleJeez]

Christ, what are you expecting to find?

 

[Walks]

Bow chicka wow wow

 

[Ana-marie]

Mmmmm,, come to mommy

 

[shambles925]

Mmmmmm cum with daddy!!!