What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[SussexGuy47]

.oh hello Miss
Do I know you????

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

Awww why you leaving it was just about to get interesting walking toward you dog collar and lead

 

[Ste1972]

I think you've got the wrong address

 

[PaulNWUK45]

Avon Calling...

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

Great did my lube order come

 

[Firefly]

something like that

 

[Ste1972]

Yayyyyyyyy tickle time

 

[Firefly]

see...i haven't got any feathers

 

[Ste1972]

Guess fingers and tongue tickles are on the menu

 

[Firefly]

ooo nibbles and sips?

 

[Enigma47]

Well that’s blown my Enigma cloak

 

[Firefly]

I thought we were playing hide and go seek

 

[Mrbluesky]

The rumours are true then,

 

[Firefly]

I can't seem to decide. Red ones or blue?

 

[Ste1972]

How about neither

 

[Firefly]

I like your attitude, Mr.

 

[Magicminx]

Oh my is that what attitude looks like

 

[Walks]

Hmmm, now look what you've done to me

 

[Firefly]

I'm just getting started

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

I've been waiting in my cage for you