What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[Magicminx]

Pull the cord and put light on.

 

[Adie]

That's seven words but who's counting.
What's with the parashoot?

 

[Magicminx]

Wrong thread lol... Cos when I jump... I jump.!

 

[Enigma47]

Aren’t you a touch overdressed if you’re joining me?

 

[Firefly]

It seems the tables have turned

 

[Walks]

Well it's not gonna suck itself

 

[Firefly]

it's tickle time

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

So you come back to try and top the tickle King are you ready to go down again

 

[PaulNWUK45]

I can see Fireworks Happening

 

[Firefly]

it's show time

 

[tristar]

jump on

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

Wasn't you meant to bring the jelly with you or was it my turn

 

[Firefly]

I haven't brought anything, but my hands

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

Well good job I fetched it let's get this start come here girl

 

[Firefly]

As I see it you have three options...

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

I'll start with option 3 followed by option 1 then finish with option 2

 

[Firefly]

I hope you have a strong back.

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

Did someone order a 18 stone 6ft 3 bull dozer

 

[PaulNWUK45]

Wowzers...

 

[Firefly]

well...this isn't at all awkward.