What are your best chat up lines ??

[hornyscorpio]

Good evening all you sexy people.
Just wanted to know the best, worse and the corniest chat up lines that you have.

I’m going to start, this one usually gets a slap around the face.

Excuse me I wonder if you could help?
My dick has just died , can I bury it in your arse.

 

[Adie]

 

[hornyscorpio]

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That’s probably still going to get a slap round the face.

 

[Adie]

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

 

[Magicminx]

Have you got two hearts..cos I think you have mine.

 

[Magicminx]

Are u a parking meter? Cos u have fine written all over you.

 

[Misszara]

My best is saying I'm sorry. I will leave please dont call the police

Yours is funny that might work x