Prisofdesert
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As this is a general section and we are all human. I hope. 
I know England went into full lockdown this week ? Scotland and Wales are having it tough too. As are we over here. We were supposed to open up today after four weeks but they have extended it. Like something out of a movie at times - all the empty streets and shops closed. How are you all managing ? Lots of how's your father - I hope 
I'm frigid so use my Orgasmatron - you know, like the one on the movie Sleepers from 1974. When my serotonin needs topping up I just pop in and it's, 'Oh ah yessssssss you're soooooooo big daddio etc' - about ten seconds and I'm fine again. The music is a life saver. Nature too where I am. You all doing OK ? Be honest ! Rant n' rave or strangle the luv interest if you need - to get it out of your system. One good thing. We are not being bombarded by ads since end of August this year. Apparently air cleaner too and Ozone closing. That's cause you lot can't get at each other and fart right, left and centre. Go on - pretend you're on Oprah and vomit - or just GET IT OUT !! FF FF FF F FFFF F ! Like lancing an old wound - better out than in as me granny always said. Day by day.
I know England went into full lockdown this week ? Scotland and Wales are having it tough too. As are we over here. We were supposed to open up today after four weeks but they have extended it. Like something out of a movie at times - all the empty streets and shops closed. How are you all managing ? Lots of how's your father - I hope I'm frigid so use my Orgasmatron - you know, like the one on the movie Sleepers from 1974. When my serotonin needs topping up I just pop in and it's, 'Oh ah yessssssss you're soooooooo big daddio etc' - about ten seconds and I'm fine again. The music is a life saver. Nature too where I am. You all doing OK ? Be honest ! Rant n' rave or strangle the luv interest if you need - to get it out of your system. One good thing. We are not being bombarded by ads since end of August this year. Apparently air cleaner too and Ozone closing. That's cause you lot can't get at each other and fart right, left and centre. Go on - pretend you're on Oprah and vomit - or just GET IT OUT !! FF FF FF F FFFF F ! Like lancing an old wound - better out than in as me granny always said. Day by day.