well it's a wank, but just a wee bit more but we haven't given it a name yet

MarcyBoy326828

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so, you're doing a nice wank on ur friend ok? so sometimes u pop it in ur mouth, so then it becomes a bj, ok? so there's a wank & there's a bj. but suppose instead u use ur wand or bullet? u know u can get multiples from him if u persevere, lol. so, wot we don't have is a name for this. i suppose i could just make one up but then maybe people would disagree & make up their own names. then we wouldn't have a standard name, would we? i mean should we even give it a name, cuz i know we don't all have the same wee toys. well i still haven't given this a name, so i can't ask my friends if they want it, like we can ask if they want a wank or a bj. i think i might stick with just making it an extra wee bonus for me & not bother with a name. what u think?
What do you mean by wand or bullet? Do you mean vibrator?

I've been pleasured with a vibrator before and it was pretty awesome (not up my ass tho I'm not into that... much!)
 

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so, you're doing a nice wank on ur friend ok? so sometimes u pop it in ur mouth, so then it becomes a bj, ok? so there's a wank & there's a bj. but suppose instead u use ur wand or bullet? u know u can get multiples from him if u persevere, lol. so, wot we don't have is a name for this. i suppose i could just make one up but then maybe people would disagree & make up their own names. then we wouldn't have a standard name, would we? i mean should we even give it a name, cuz i know we don't all have the same wee toys. well i still haven't given this a name, so i can't ask my friends if they want it, like we can ask if they want a wank or a bj. i think i might stick with just making it an extra wee bonus for me & not bother with a name. what u think?
Maybe a buzzcock
 
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JonB

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so, you're doing a nice wank on ur friend ok? so sometimes u pop it in ur mouth, so then it becomes a bj, ok? so there's a wank & there's a bj. but suppose instead u use ur wand or bullet? u know u can get multiples from him if u persevere, lol. so, wot we don't have is a name for this. i suppose i could just make one up but then maybe people would disagree & make up their own names. then we wouldn't have a standard name, would we? i mean should we even give it a name, cuz i know we don't all have the same wee toys. well i still haven't given this a name, so i can't ask my friends if they want it, like we can ask if they want a wank or a bj. i think i might stick with just making it an extra wee bonus for me & not bother with a name. what u think?
Keep it as your thing, you'll have them queueing up x
 

vonni

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but i dont advertise it ffs. they dont kno til i decide. unless of course its a repeat performance lol
 
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Joinmeatthebar

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Sounds like you love wanking guys off. If you ever need another participant give me a shout. I’ve got a bullet too ;)
 
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AuntyJayne

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A buzzank? Then again who cares what it's called just lie back and enjoy it. Hubby suggests "orgasmatron"?
 

vonni

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never mind the buzzcocks!!!!!!! a big thankyou to a friend lol
 

FilthyDom

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I vote for zank. Put as many zzzzz’s as you like at the start, depending on how long it’s going to be. “A quick zank” or “an afternoon of zzzzzzanking”
 

LoveToMeet

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Turbowank?

Whatever you call it, sounds good...count me in for a go! ;)
 
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