UK Wife for Rude Toots

bigD132

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If anyone is in Manchester and want to do this let me know. Message me
 
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Alexniceguy

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Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
Love to do that babe you have me wanking just imagining it! Im 65 and have my own discreet home, and am single, want to come and entertain me with your big ass and farts! Love to enjoy it, might even lick your anus for you if you like, want to fart in my face as i lick you? Get in touch darling love to enjoy some filthy sex fun with you, Alex XXX
 

Sporty_man

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Have some respect guys, you’re not that desperate to meet…
 

pashdude

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Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
Not freaked out at all! :)
 

Roughhubby

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Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
Always up for this sexy ass
 
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Berkshireboy

Guest
Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
Sounds delicious
 

tommybigdick123

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Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
Your Mrs deserves me. I'll cum many times for her. Whatever position/hole she wants, she will get message me bro and lets get this done
 

Drake5

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Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
Mmmmmm I definitely interested message me , send me your Snapchat or whatsapp number , lets arrange it regular
 

southernguy48

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Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
love fart play xx
 
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ManchesteR42

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She stops replying after a few messages. Fantasist. Probably eating a can of Heinz beans dreaming up her next post.
 

daddysenpai

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Hi all,

This is a very specific kink so it's not for everyone. I know how utterly mental this will make me seem

Chubby wife looking for, preferably, older guy based on the UK for affair. Really want to fart on a cock. Um, yup you've heard that right haha Maybe start off with me dressed as a maid farting as you wank off? Into the lewdness not scent side of things.

Yeah, so if you ain't freaked out let me know (lol)
Well I'm not old but the only reason I won't be freaked out is cause I'm just horny asf yes I'm a 23 years old guy but I'll let u do anything on my cock as long as u sitting on my dick i don't mind I need a female soft touch while I'm all hard and bricked I might be young but at least u can do the things u want as long as u sit on my dick I'll be happy i live in milton keynes basically beanhill if u wonna meet up today or tomorrow let me know cause I am free to try out yo odd kinks just know I will be touching yo tits alot out of habit u might even end up telling me to stop annoying ya I'm obsessed with tits it's crazy u do yo kink I'll do mine fair it's a win win plus we both in the UK
 
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