True or False

[JohnM]

True! She’s clearly been spending too many lazy days pursuing orgasms………..

TNP is looking forward to something wet as it’s Wednesday

 

[Firefly]

False. Rainy season started today...I am not a fish

TNP can hold their breathe for a minute

 

[Matt1975]

Will say true as it the polite thing to do (but don’t really know firefly, but would like to)

TNP has sympathy for me just having small, keyhole surgery on my hand.

 

[Firefly]

Keyhole surgery on your hand? Sounds sus.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I will offer sympathy with a healthy dose side eye.

TNP gets frustrated when people don't believe them

 

[Intrigueme]

Of course. Surely I’m not the last member of the flat earth society. Has no one read Terry Pratchits marvellous academic and scientifically argued theory of the disc world. I rest my case m’lud

(∗ ᵒ̶̶̷̀ω˂̶́∗)੭₎₎̊₊♡

TNP likes nonsense poetry and Edward Lear.

 

[Isla49]

TRUE!!!! I went to sea in a sieve!

TNP has been to the Ning nang nong where the cows go bong.

 

[Intrigueme]

Yes the environmental lot said it was creating too much green house gas.
Tnp likes secret agents

 

[JohnM]

False, I am not narcissistic
TNP lifts little finger when drinking tea from a proper cup

 

[Intrigueme]

False more of a pint of builders in a mess tin.
Tnp would drink Chambertin out of a tin mug

 

[Firefly]

If the occasion arose that all we had to drink was Chambertin and all we had to drink it from was a tin mug, I wouldn't miss out on a core memory. But for the love of God, I hope such an occasion never arises in my life. may there always be a proper glass.

Tnp enjoys tableware

 

[Intrigueme]

Indeed I do as a young subaltern attending mess dinners full fig and spurs, white linen table cloths sliver cutlery, silver past war trophy’s. Trying desperately to remember which fork or spoon do you use and don’t start me on which cut glasses.
TNP always passes the port in the correct way around the table

 

[tinymike]

False don't drink port
Tnp has a BBQ planned at the weekend

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

False I have SFA planned at the weekend.
TNP loves TLAs?

 

[DoubleJeez]

False

TNP uses words such as Yeah, nope, ta, fanks?

 

[Matt1975]

All apart from fanks

TNP what’s to see pictures of my new 8 week puppy

 

[Isla49]

OMG absolutely true! (Although was always told to avoid men offering puppies).

TNP wants to see a chicken (my chicken) who is the fluffiest thing I’ve ever seen.

 

[Matt1975]

Ture! Love a fluffy chicken, we need to swap pet pics lol.

TNP loves a bit of sci fiction

 

[Isla49]

Extremely fluffy chicken. Where is the puppy!?!

False. Tend towards gritty reality books and films, although don’t mind fantasy occasionally.

TNP has a busy weekend.

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

False I’ve seen the forecast and decided it’s a weekend of looking at fluffy chicken pictures and not moving much.
TNP loves the heat

 

[SouthLeicsMan]

True, but not with humidity. Sticky air and clingy clothes don't appeal.
TNP will be planning a BBQ.