True or False

[Carollo]

True :-(

Tnp had their first snog in a cinema

 

[bigtallguy]

False

TNP has had an affair

 

[Carollo]

No, assuming an affair is a regular longish term sexual relationship

Tnp blows bubbles in the bath

 

[Walks]

False don't have a bath, only showers

TNP is too hot to sleep

 

[Carollo]

Yes but I rarely sleep more than a few hours anywsy

Tnp has got several windows open to keep cool

 

[bigtallguy]

False

TNP has met someone in person they first met online

 

[Carollo]

True, many times through dating sites and years ago in Freeserve chatrooms.

TNP The next poster is rather warm and wishes they could take off some clothing

 

[bigtallguy]

True

TNP is feeling rather horny

 

[Carollo]

Errrrrrm, not absolutely not at all, don’t even know the meaning of the word

Tnp has been reading status updates

 

[bigtallguy]

True

TNP does not need to update their status

 

[Carollo]

True,… it’s there for all to see, I do blame the weather

TNP. Is relaxing in the shade of a coconut tree sipping pina coladas

 

[bigtallguy]

I wish

TNP is inside, hot warm, too humid, wishing for relief

 

[Carollo]

True but I’m up to my armpits cleaning old tools to go to Africa

Tnp, has a different understanding of cleaning old tools

 

[bigtallguy]

True, not that old mind

TNP is giving the shaft a good rub

 

[Carollo]

False, I was getting to grips with spanners

TNP has started their Christmas shopping

 

[Walks]

False, won't be doing that until November at the earliest

TNP needs an early night

 

[VicBhouy]

Only if a lady will join me!

Tnp want to join me in bed?

 

[Firefly]

Just got out of bed

TNP wants to fold my laundry for me

 

[VicBhouy]

True… but only the smalls!

TNP likes to wear latex even though they don’t have a bike!

 

[Firefly]

People wear latex on bikes?

Tnp it doesn't really know much about Fabrics