True or False

[Koala]

False but there's butter in my veins.

What an arse I am..

Unquestionably, but I still kinda luv ya

Tnp thinks butter is a necessity even when dieting

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Baah - Grumpy doesn't care!


TNP cares about their impact on others

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Isn't that a different thread?


TNP appreciates discretion

 

[Bullseye57]

Always

TNP adores anal

 

[HardAnal]

That'll be me

TNP Can't go a day without an orgasm

 

[Koala]

False

Tnp finds pleasing other people's butt holes exhausting

 

[bigtallguy]

False, but maybe with time

TNP is easily distracted

 

[HardAnal]

Yes I am easily di......... wow, check out the bum on her...

TNP has tried it with vegetables

 

[Koala]

So right now I'm sitting on a train giggling while reading what you very crazy people write xxx

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False I like meat.
Tnp is sexually attracted to both men and women

 

[Mouth]

False
Tnp has mastubated at work

 

[Bullseye57]

False - I have somebody do it for me

TNP has masturbated on a train ( Koala?)

 

[Bullseye57]

True - that was the general aim

TNP has been tied to a tree in a forest...blindfolded

 

[HardAnal]

Yes I do fear lice.. for good reason. No one wants itchy bollocks

TNP has no safeword

 

[RedKnight99]

True

TNP has a safeword but never used it.

 

[Firefly]

Hedgehog


Tnp wonders of safewords work for laundry

 

[bigtallguy]

False

TNP has too many shoes

 

[Firefly]

False. Only have about six pairs.
One pair of trainers, one pair of dress shoes, one pair of rugby boots, one pair of winter boots, one pair of hiking boots, one pair of summer hiking boots.

Tnp owns heels

 

[bigtallguy]

False not sure they come in my size

TNP prefers comfort over style

 

[Bullseye57]

True - but my comfort has style

TNP owns a pair of Crocs.

 

[bigtallguy]

False

TNP waxes or shaves regularly