True or False

[Chump]

True when I was a teenager my parents only had a 12 inch black and white telly.
TNP believed the advert ‘because the the lady loves milk tray’ and spent loads of pocket money on it in the forlorn hope of a kneetrembler

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

False, a pocket full of flakes in the vain hope of a BJ
TNP has coated their sensitive parts in chocolate

 

[Intrigueme]

False
Tnp likes fruit and nuts coated in chocolate

 

[Kaija]

False. My kinks are the same as when I was a teenager

TNP has had sex in a car parked in a petrol station forecourt

 

[Intrigueme]

False 5 litre jag f type no love toys just need for speed
Tnp actually knows what a lovense is probably bad me should I buy one?

 

[Alexniceguy]

Met a women online who turned out to be such a whore! Let me bang her up her bumhole for an age was so good, bareback too, came up her back, slutty girl.

 

[Intrigueme]

Where’s the true or false think you’ve got the wrong thread plus why screen shots if true

 

[YorkshireGent]

TNP wants to buy a love sense toy but doesn't want it showing on their bank statement.

 

[Intrigueme]

False I think if I knew what the toy was. Any chance of a demonstration?
TNP has had a baggage search at the airport to expose your neck massagers to the world.

 

[YorkshireGent]

False
TNP thinks paying for anything other than economy is a waste of money.

 

[tinymike]

True spend more on better things
Tnp is only here as nothing better to do

 

[Intrigueme]

False
I love the chat and connection with real women on here it adds colour to my life.
TNP has had an enjoyable connection with person on here

 

[tinymike]

False but I do love the back and forth in these forums
Tnp has meet someone off here

 

[Intrigueme]

True
TNP likes port with their cheese

 

[marurelad]

False.....got to be red wine, preferably Malbec.
Tnp enjoys weed before sex

 

[Intrigueme]

False
If the partner has got me aroused when I met her I don’t need weed
Painting your lovers private parts with chocolate

 

[DoubleJeez]

Never tried, so false I suppose?
TNP wants to paint my private parts with chocolate

 

[RedKnight99]

Never thought about doing that specific thing to anyone, but it sounds fun so I'll go true.

TNP is feeling particularly horny today.

 

[DoubleJeez]

False

TNP wants to share how horny they are today?

 

[RedKnight99]

False

TNP is hoping for a specific person to engage them.