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How does one mastrobate? So false

TNP is glad it's friday
 

dicusdiminutivus

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TFI Friday they do say

TNP has difficulty deciding between astroturf, matriculation, urbanization and badger baiting, but has been known to 'wank'?
 

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False to the first bit, true to the second.

TNP came to a realisation today
 

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False.....maybe about 18 months ago

TNP can't wait for their neighbours to move
 

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Internet exhibitionist true

TNP stretches in the morning
 

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Sometimes true but not as often or for as long as I should

TNP stretches after exercising
 

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Sometimes true but not as often or for as long as I should

TNP stretches instead of exercising
 

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If it is comedy Sci fi....laughter is kind of my only requirement for liking anything

TNP needs a Saturday snuggle
 

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True but not to hand. But I do know where it is!

TNP likes anything soft and fluffy
 

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True but does get a bit cold

TNP likes laying in front of a fire place
 
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