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[Hedgehog380]

He clearly wasn't following my rules. Should have offered her bread

Didn’t even once call her a frigid lesbian. Not even trying.

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

He eventually put his offer up to £750 as a ‘take it or leave it’. I was just about to start lubing myself up for an easy access transaction when he went offline without any warning. Husband thought it was his lucky day when he walked in on me with half a tub of Vaseline smeared over my bum

 

[Firefly]

Have an exhibitionist kink but you are also very shy? Bathroom tiles...#lifehack #toptip