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[andy36nottingham]

I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Tits not know your life story!

 

[Interested]

If she ain't been online for 7 months I think your chances are slim.