Strangely satisfying

[Chump1]

Wiggling your butt in jeans that are just a little bit too tight

I’d really really like to see that I may never sleep properly again

 

[Chump1]

Watching Goldfish swim in a tank when you have important things to do

Spot on but also at any time stress levels raise above duvet cacoon bliss

 

[Eldrik]

I've always said if some major perfume manufacturer could come up with a perfume that smelt of bacon sarnies blokes would swarm to it like flies ;-)

I've used WD40 under my arms and got quite a few compliments.

 

[Firefly]

Finding the key to that lock and opening it at last

 

[Firefly]

WD-40 in a lock that won't open! oh f*** yes.

 

[CarlHenderson]

WD-40 in a lock that won't open! oh f*** yes.

Especially if your desperate for what’s behind the lock…….!!!

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Telling that telesales from calcutta to fuck off...gives me a few seconds of glee

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Telling that telesales cold call from calcutta to fuck off...gives me a few seconds of glee

 

[BustyMama22]

Stepping out onto freshly fallen snow and gearing that gorgeous crunch underfoot

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Stepping out onto freshly fallen snow and gearing that gorgeous crunch underfoot

I get the same from snails

 

[Chump1]

Drinking a bottle of red and counting it as your five portions of fruit

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Drinking a bottle of red and counting it as your five portions of fruit

Isn't it?

Acknowledging that what accompanies food is often what my food eats.

 

[CarlHenderson]

Stepping out onto freshly fallen snow and gearing that gorgeous crunch underfoot

Couldn’t agree more…

 

[Adie]

Licking out a cream egg

 

[Chump1]

Playing chicken with the speed cameras on the motorway going 78

 

[Chump1]

One for military people skipping across the square in front of the RSM
He called me all sorts but as an officer cadette after you xxxxxxxx little sh*t if you ever do that again he had to call me sir

 

[LouisJ]

What is strangely satisfying to you?

I'll kick us off with popping the seal on a fresh jar of coffee.

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I love this too!!

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

One for military people skipping across the square in front of the RSM

Transgressing God's Acre! Oh no, no, no, no.
And they eventually let you use a parachute?

 

[Chump1]

Transgressing God's Acre! Oh no, no, no, no.
And they eventually let you use a parachute?

Indeed 200 years after it was invented I did a halo jump into a hot LZ bet the rsm was flabbergasted and had to relax his moustache

 

[JohnM]

Eating Hula Hoops off your fingers….