Should trumps have lumps?

[Alf_Hucker]

1 cough and i feel uncomfy

 

[Alf_Hucker]

want me to hold them? just helping like!

ahh such a helpful young lady, prune my grapes whilst your at it

 

[Alf_Hucker]

i aim to please!

your aim is terrible

 

[Alf_Hucker]

so is urs,, im wearing goggles next time

and a funnel in your gob

 

[Alf_Hucker]

sorry but the funnel will be busy up your arse!

Stop giving me wood...

 

[Alf_Hucker]

is that nono's log?