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Alf_Hucker

Last Activity:: Nov 26, 2020 at 7:34 PM

Joined:: Jan 3, 2018

Messages:: 241

Likes Received:: 77

Trophy Points:: 51

Followers 19

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: May 23, 1906 (Age: 114)

Location:: Oldham

Occupation:: Proffessional cunt

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Alf_Hucker

UKChat Familiar, Male, 114, from Oldham

Still shy and innocent May 11, 2018

Alf_Hucker was last seen:: Nov 26, 2020 at 7:34 PM

1. Jody
  What did the gravy say to the potato?
  
  You are a-peeling
  
  Oct 8, 2020
  2. Alf_Hucker
    groan
    
    Oct 8, 2020
2. Ellisa
  Happy Birthday!
  
  Sep 10, 2020
3. marymartin
  Could you please stop making fun of my pic it’s only 3 months old?
  
  Aug 30, 2020
4. Bigjugs
  Happy 114th
  
  May 23, 2020
  1. Adie likes this.
  2. Adie
    Can we fit that many candles on your cake?
    
    May 23, 2020
  3. Bigjugs
    Let's just set fire to a box of matches... n eat the wee cake ourselves lol
    
    May 23, 2020
5. jenjen21
  iv still to decide wot it is but i could definitely use it in my cauldron!!
  
  Feb 9, 2020
  2. Alf_Hucker
    leave my tattie alone
    
    Feb 9, 2020
6. KatieCake
  Stalk me back fucker or I will tell Polly you are moist for him and his decayed balls!
  
  Jan 9, 2020
7. ThisWayThatWay
  Laters Alf, you're a top bloke and it's been great to chat with you. Stay positive me oldhamite!
  
  Dec 11, 2019
8. Mariposa
  You are here too?? Hope Sunday is going well
  
  May 12, 2019
9. Cinders
  Great guy love him to bits ... #ooooooooo crushhhhhhhhh :) xxxxx
  
  Apr 6, 2019
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  2. Alf_Hucker
    awwwwwwwwwww bestest wine taster ever xxxxx crushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xxxxxx
    
    Apr 6, 2019
10. Suckusurrey
  Wow great cock mate
  
  Apr 5, 2019
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  3. Alf_Hucker
    im worried you'll mash it
    
    Apr 5, 2019
    
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  4. Cinders
    ha ha ha ... ill blend it ... grit ya teeth :P
    
    Apr 5, 2019
  5. Alf_Hucker
    omg my poor spud, good job it aint my cock
    
    Apr 6, 2019
11. Slinx
  Love your massive potato MMMmmm ;-) lol
  
  Apr 2, 2019
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  2. Alf_Hucker
    you're welcome to peel it anytime
    
    Apr 2, 2019
    
    Slinx likes this.
  3. Hotmark40
    You look sexy as fuck Slinx x
    
    May 14, 2019
    
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12. LIL_WHITE_FOX
  Alfred my lovely friend. Warmest heart I know n quickest mouth lol. I will miss our giggles love you xx
  
  Mar 3, 2019
13. Slinx
  Fabulous!
  
  Sep 23, 2018
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  2. Hotmark40
    Where abouts are you from and what are you looking for x
    
    Jun 13, 2019
14. MilkyJoe
  Ha ha....Never saw one like that on Thats Life.
  
  Sep 9, 2018
15. Alf_Hucker
  Still shy and innocent
  
  May 11, 2018
  1. Cutiewithabootie likes this.
16. Alf_Hucker
  the originator of trundlecunt
  
  Apr 18, 2018
17. Alf_Hucker
  bollocks
  
  Feb 3, 2018
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18. Alf_Hucker
  Needs gravy on that
  
  Jan 16, 2018
19. Alf_Hucker
  Wheres my masher
  
  Jan 13, 2018
20. Luckyscorpion80
  That is fucking hilarious hahah
  
  Jan 10, 2018
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Birthday:

May 23, 1906 (Age: 114)

Location:

Oldham

Occupation:

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