Questions?

[VicBhouy]

You wouldn’t want to miss out, would you?

 

[Carollo]

Is there much to miss out on?

 

[VicBhouy]

Yes there is… or could I be fibbing?

 

[Carollo]

Is it cold out?

 

[VicBhouy]

hahahaha… do you think it would be warmer in?

 

[Carollo]

Have you ironed it recently?

 

[VicBhouy]

Do you think it’s creased and wrinkled?

 

[Carollo]

Does it have a use by date?

 

[VicBhouy]

Is a use by date the same as a ‘best before ‘ date?

 

[Carollo]

Have you sniffed it?

 

[VicBhouy]

Will it fall off if not used soon?

 

[Carollo]

Surely it’s already fallen off?

 

[VicBhouy]

could I use something else instead?

 

[Carollo]

Have you ever tried the backdoor?

 

[VicBhouy]

Do you prefer going through the back door or are you a front door traditionalist?

 

[Carollo]

That begs the question……..is tradition important in a modern society?

 

[VicBhouy]

Do you mean in terms of socio-political contextual society?

 

[Carollo]

Is that what the Romans gave us?

 

[VicBhouy]

Would it not be better to forget all this pseudo-conceptualisation and just agree that we need to have sex with each other?

 

[Carollo]

Have you found it yet?