Questions?

[Walks]

There's a party?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Can we vote for it?

 

[Just-me]

Is it a party or a partay?

 

[Walks]

Are you always in the kitchen at parties?

 

[Just-me]

Where is the food and drink kept?

 

[Walks]

What do you like to drink?

 

[Just-me]

Wine please, or do you have cider maybe?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Why do people insist on calling perry pear cider, when cider is made from apples and perry from pears? And don't start to me on other fruit concoctions labelled fruit cider: total misnomers.

 

[Walks]

Are you member of the cider police?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Do they have a recognisable and useful uniform?

 

[Just-me]

What do Christmas cracker makers do in the summer?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Much the same as deckchair vendors do in winter?

 

[Digler1984]

What do Christmas cracker makers do in the summer?

When's the longest you've gone without touching yourself?.... now strap explosives... that's what they do...

 

[Just-me]

When's the longest you've gone without touching yourself?.... now strap explosives... that's what they do...

Weird or what! Maybe I should just skip this?

 

[Digler1984]

Weird or what! Maybe I should just skip this?

No, just weird...

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Is Skip from Bob the Builder or is it Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

 

[Just-me]

Is everyone ready for a new year, we must be due a good one after the last few years?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Didn't someone once say 'cheer up, it could be worse', and when we did it was?

 

[Just-me]

Do you mean it was worse?

 

[Supernova]

Does worse ever get any better?