Questions?

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Do you like turnips?

 

[Walks]

Do you have to turn turnips?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Why do the Scots not know the difference between a turnip (smallish round and white) and a swede (big, yellow flesh brown exterior, US Ruttabaga)?

 

[Walks]

Isn't it an anemic carrot?

 

[bigtallguy]

Have you ever tried pickling them?

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Isn't that why we have Tesco?

 

[RedKnight99]

No, I thought that's why we invited the Polish in?

 

[bigtallguy]

Have you been to Poland?

 

[Walks]

Is that a land of poles?

 

[bigtallguy]

Do they need curtains?

 

[Walks]

Wasn't there an iron one?

 

[RedKnight99]

Was it able to be drawn?

 

[bigtallguy]

Are you an artist?

 

[bigtallguy]

Do you think it is easy?

 

[Walks]

Can you lend a hand?

 

[Walks]

Would two be better?

 

[bigtallguy]

Is 2 always better than 1?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Is there the space for 2?

 

[Walks]

What about 2 broken legs? Surely not better than 1?

 

[bigtallguy]

Are you chopper Harris?