Questions?

[VicBhouy]

So, you’re a Nigerian prince and if I let you deposit 16 billion pounds into my account you will give me two billion for my help… is that right?

 

[johnny85]

I’d prefer live, but do you need to practise before a live show?

 

[JessYorks]

Are you questioning the qualifications of this Nigerian Prince?

 

[YorkshireGent]

I question the validity of all Nigerian princes. Are you offended by that?

 

[JessYorks]

Do you think I am easily offended?
For I am #Yorkshire, just like you Sir x

 

[YorkshireGent]

Do you enjoy people trying to offend you?

 

[JessYorks]

Is that how I come across to you?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Do you look for offence?

 

[JessYorks]

Are you 'one of those'?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Would you be disappointed if I said I certainly wasn't?

 

[JessYorks]

Can't you see the smile on my face?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Would you be surprised if I said I wish I could?

 

[Firefly]

Would you be surprised if I pulled the ham sandwich out of my pocket?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Would you be angry if it took a bite out of it?

 

[Firefly]

What if I told you pocket was a euphemism?

 

[YorkshireGent]

What if that just makes it more appealing?

 

[JessYorks]

Is there a vegetarian alternative?

 

[JohnM]

Does the vegetable need to fit tightly in your pocket?

 

[Firefly]

Do I need to buy more cucumbers?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Do you need to buy more cucumbers??