Like oh my God! I want to know what's happened... tell me all the drama, and I'm sorry cuz it's probably bad for you, but I sustain myself on the tears of unicorns. So I want to hear all of it.
Why does it need to be deleted ASAP!?!?
Also to anyone who may be hurting because of this account that needs to be deleted ASAP, be kind. the poor bird man is suffering. try to find what's human about him. And then leave him, because clearly needs are not being met all around.