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Alise said:
I'm a huge David Attenborough fan. And this was just epic lol.

Also an uncanny description of me. Hahaha. Xx
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David is a true hero, what an incredible life he is living.

Glad you liked it :)

I'm off to work, have a lovely weekend of snoozing Alise. Try to get a bit of photosynthesis in the garden if the weather shines upon you. x
 
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Stretchit said:
If you imagine it's a Sir David Attenborough commentary.

Now, here we have a rare species of animal, The Snoozer.
Only documented a few times in recent years, they are only seen when they want to be seen.
Maybe close relation to the Sloth, or the Panda, but we don't quite know because we haven't caught one yet.

Lol I had to break character cause I cracked up laughing. Back to character.

I have to be quiet because we don't want to disturb her, otherwise she will disappear and we don't quite know when we will see her again.
Simply put, magnificent creatures. A very beautiful sight to behold.
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I read that in his voice!!
 
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Alise

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Sounds like a challenge. Think you may have greatly underestimated my ability to sleep through pretty much any kind of storm you can think of. Haha
 
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Although grilled cheese sandwiches and good coffee have been known to be able the break through my slumber.
 
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It sounds like you have sleeping sickness Alise!

Regardless, you are still the sexiest sleeper in the whole wide world! x… … Zzzzzzzzz
 
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Alise said:
When you try on a the bridesmaid dress and realise you're the one they are going to be calling the busty one.

Oh and realising for the first time you might actually need to buy nipple petals :oops:


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Never mind the petals, if you aren’t married already you’ll have tons of men coming up to you with fire extinguishers to tell you how smoking hot you look.

From what I can see, you look lovely.
 
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Holiday snap, laid on bed after a day in the sun
 

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I woke up with a raging hard on this morning and this picture hasn’t helped Mel’s!

You need to think about the consequences that your photos have… have you ever tried putting trousers on when you have a massive, throbbing erection? I thought not!

It’s virtually impossible… and you are responsible for this, yet refuse to resolve the problem by blowing or jacking me off!

Disgraceful!
 
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