TasminTV
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These are samples of some of the silly (In my humble opinion) questions that I get asked almost daily. These people think that they are original but I hear at least one of these questions about 20 times a day.
So, you are a crossdresser/cd like me? I love wearing panties.
Err, no mate, I dress fully like a woman, go out in public dressed as one, spend hours getting ready and do not have hairy legs and the wife's soiled knickers on.
Are you dressed now? No I am a part time dresser as it says in my profile which you clearly did not bother to read.
Can I come over? He is 80 miles away. I don't do long distance meets as it is a big faff to get ready and then just sit there waiting.
Can I come over now? Sure, then you can wait for about two hours while I get ready and another hour while we get to know each other as you clearly could not be bothered to get to know me first online.
I just need somewhere to cum. Me too darling, buy a wank mag and knock yourself out.
Will you wear xxx? Well, if you buy it, in my size and take me to lunch we will talk about that.
Are you dressed slutty? I can dress slutty, but I need a good reason to and no, I do not walk around Sainsburys dressed like a tart.
Can I see your pics? But he has one or none to show or worse still really shitty Nokia 3310 ones.
Can I fuck your gf? Ask her yourself she has a profile and a mouth.
Will your gf xxx? I have no idea, try asking her yourself.
Will you give your gf a message for me? As in not interested in me but her because she is tall and skinny and I am chubby and bounce better.
PS the word record for wanting to meet me currently stand at 4,160 miles and that is during lockdown.
So, you are a crossdresser/cd like me? I love wearing panties.
Err, no mate, I dress fully like a woman, go out in public dressed as one, spend hours getting ready and do not have hairy legs and the wife's soiled knickers on.
Are you dressed now? No I am a part time dresser as it says in my profile which you clearly did not bother to read.
Can I come over? He is 80 miles away. I don't do long distance meets as it is a big faff to get ready and then just sit there waiting.
Can I come over now? Sure, then you can wait for about two hours while I get ready and another hour while we get to know each other as you clearly could not be bothered to get to know me first online.
I just need somewhere to cum. Me too darling, buy a wank mag and knock yourself out.
Will you wear xxx? Well, if you buy it, in my size and take me to lunch we will talk about that.
Are you dressed slutty? I can dress slutty, but I need a good reason to and no, I do not walk around Sainsburys dressed like a tart.
Can I see your pics? But he has one or none to show or worse still really shitty Nokia 3310 ones.
Can I fuck your gf? Ask her yourself she has a profile and a mouth.
Will your gf xxx? I have no idea, try asking her yourself.
Will you give your gf a message for me? As in not interested in me but her because she is tall and skinny and I am chubby and bounce better.
PS the word record for wanting to meet me currently stand at 4,160 miles and that is during lockdown.
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