My new mini kilt

VicBhouy

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I am sure that the beauty that is BigJugs has driven many folk to have poetic thoughts of carnal delight with her… this poem just oozed from my very being… please enjoy this sultry seductive celebration of the foxily foxy lady we know as BigJugs!

Ode to Bigjugs

Och aye the noo
In winter we have stew
Haggis, thistles an’ Bru
Tatties, deep fried Mars and
A wee dram of single malt whisky
But it’s pictures of Bigjugs
Sexily kilted that
Really gets us frisky

I would vault Hadrians wall
I would toss the biggest caber
I would jump from the top of Ben Nevis
I would swim the length of Loch Ness… and fight the dreaded monster
Just to see a kilt-hitched, legs akimbo, reclined and inviting Bigjugs beckoning me to a night of filthy passionate kilted sexiness!

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