Men, Stop being so paranoid!

[Sarah1984]

So I've been on this site for a few days now, and the amount of dick pics I've been sent is unreal! Usually followed with a question like "so you like it?" Or "would you suck it?"

So here's the answer, 99.999% of cocks are absolutely fine, keep it clean, trim your pubes to present it we'll, but it's fine. Your cock is not what makes us want to fuck it or suck it, it's YOU! If you're a decent guy, if you're fun, if you make us want to make you happy... Then, we will do all kinds of stuff with your cock!

Exactly the same goes for if you're hairy, or not hairy etc. This stuff should all come AFTER we know you, and if we like you the majority of body issues you may think you have are very unlikely to be an issue.

So here's the tip, if you want to actually find a girl on here and meet them, maybe even have a relationship with them then just talk to us, be nice, be genuine, be cheeky, be sexy...

Your cock is most likely absolutely fine! A massive cock isn't a turn in fact quite the opposite as anything over 7" can be uncomfortable. A small cock isn't a turn off, you might have to work a bit harder, but let's be honest, if you can't make us cum without a penis you need to go back to school regardless of penis size.

Stop worrying! Have fun with us! Talk to us! Be likeable and all that other stuff will follow.

 

[CurvyMelanie88]

I second this

I honestly don’t know why some men think the first thing we want to see is the penis. I mean, you wouldn’t walk up to a random woman in the street and show her what you’ve got!

Also if I say no to seeing it or wanting to fuck it and suck it, don’t take offence and start calling me a fat slag, like someone did! I know I’m fat, I don’t need reminding!

 

[Bicurmancguy38]

I echo Sarah's comments above.
Also I would add the following which I have discovered myself, that if you find a woman attractive, do not find out where she works or where she parks her car with the intention of leaving a polaroid photograph of your penis tucked under her windscreen wipers, with your telephone number scribbled on it in biro.

 

[Stiffernow]

So I've been on this site for a few days now, and the amount of dick pics I've been sent is unreal! Usually followed with a question like "so you like it?" Or "would you suck it?"

So here's the answer, 99.999% of cocks are absolutely fine, keep it clean, trim your pubes to present it we'll, but it's fine. Your cock is not what makes us want to fuck it or suck it, it's YOU! If you're a decent guy, if you're fun, if you make us want to make you happy... Then, we will do all kinds of stuff with your cock!

Exactly the same goes for if you're hairy, or not hairy etc. This stuff should all come AFTER we know you, and if we like you the majority of body issues you may think you have are very unlikely to be an issue.

So here's the tip, if you want to actually find a girl on here and meet them, maybe even have a relationship with them then just talk to us, be nice, be genuine, be cheeky, be sexy...

Your cock is most likely absolutely fine! A massive cock isn't a turn in fact quite the opposite as anything over 7" can be uncomfortable. A small cock isn't a turn off, you might have to work a bit harder, but let's be honest, if you can't make us cum without a penis you need to go back to school regardless of penis size.

Stop worrying! Have fun with us! Talk to us! Be likeable and all that other stuff will follow.

There’s a sensible approach… are you on the right forum? lol.. but seriously ,well written… also “a few days “ ? lol 5 and a bit years is a lot of days

 

[Sparky54]

To be honest I would of thought this was basic common sense but somewhere it gets misunderstood perhaps.
Perhaps wait till you know someone till you do that. And we can all take a photo in the correct way to give us that extra inch lol but what a letdown when and if you meet.
By the way I'm not judging anyone were all allowed to do what we want.
Also this is definitely no dating site.

 

[Sarah1984]

There’s a sensible approach… are you on the right forum? lol.. but seriously ,well written… also “a few days “ ? lol 5 and a bit years is a lot of days

I noticed that too, I'm guessing I signed up a few years back and never used it!

 

[Stiffernow]

I noticed that too, I'm guessing I signed up a few years back and never used it!

Well at least it hasn’t fallen off lol

 

[Stiffernow]

And just so you know I’m happy to chat any. I won’t be showing the D though lol

 

[Sarah1984]

To be honest I would of thought this was basic common sense but somewhere it gets misunderstood perhaps.
Perhaps wait till you know someone till you do that. And we can all take a photo in the correct way to give us that extra inch lol but what a letdown when and if you meet.
By the way I'm not judging anyone were all allowed to do what we want.
Also this is definitely no dating site.

I appreciate it's not a dating site, but honestly, most dicks are pretty unremarkable, and I don't mean that in a bad way, they're just what they are, and most (by definition) are average...

Maybe if you're going to do it pop a bow round it, or get crafty with some glue and glitter... some googly eyes, face paint.. then I might be a bit more impressed!

 

[Sarah1984]

And just so you know I’m happy to chat any. I won’t be showing the D though lol

Just to be clear, if you really want to flash your dick, just ask first, if you get a yes, then you go for it!! But just don't expect a wow that's amazing because the chances are, it's not that amazing and it puts us in a bit of an awkward situation!

Now if you're all excited because of something we've done or said then that can be quite nice to know! And may result in a much more positive response!

 

[Sparky54]

Just to be clear, if you really want to flash your dick, just ask first, if you get a yes, then you go for it!! But just don't expect a wow that's amazing because the chances are, it's not that amazing and it puts us in a bit of an awkward situation!

Now if you're all excited because of s

I appreciate it's not a dating site, but honestly, most dicks are pretty unremarkable, and I don't mean that in a bad way, they're just what they are, and most (by definition) are average...

Maybe if you're going to do it pop a bow round it, or get crafty with some glue and glitter... some googly eyes, face paint.. then I might be a bit more impressed!

Everyone is average unless in the eyes of someone who fancies them.
I think perhaps

I appreciate it's not a dating site, but honestly, most dicks are pretty unremarkable, and I don't mean that in a bad way, they're just what they are, and most (by definition) are average...

Maybe if you're going to do it pop a bow round it, or get crafty with some glue and glitter... some googly eyes, face paint.. then I might be a bit more impressed!

So you do realise your going to get loads of dicks with bows now.
The dick is a bit like the vagina lovely for passion but I'd rather kiss someones lips in there face.

 

[Sparky54]

I meant on the face lol

 

[Stiffernow]

Just to be clear, if you really want to flash your dick, just ask first, if you get a yes, then you go for it!! But just don't expect a wow that's amazing because the chances are, it's not that amazing and it puts us in a bit of an awkward situation!

Now if you're all excited because of something we've done or said then that can be quite nice to know! And may result in a much more positive response!

It’s not the way I am though lol.. I wouldn’t introduce that into a conversation.. it’s a bit crass to say “ hey wanna see my dick? “ now isn’t it lol…however if talking to someone and you get on really well I wouldn’t be embarrassed if I was asked to show it .. though I don’t see the point as there’s lots of porn dicks around lol

 

[Sarah1984]

It’s not the way I am though lol.. I wouldn’t introduce that into a conversation.. it’s a bit crass to say “ hey wanna see my dick? “ now isn’t it lol…however if talking to someone and you get on really well I wouldn’t be embarrassed if I was asked to show it .. though I don’t see the point as there’s lots of porn dicks around lol

Well, I think that goes both ways, why would you want to see an average girl naked, there's probably nothing extraordinary about her (physically) and porn pictures are most likely going to be a better body... But, I think, you want to see *that* person, and the gift of intimacy and indeed effort to actually take a photo.

Maybe I'm overthinking it?

 

[Sarah1984]

The dick is a bit like the vagina lovely for passion but I'd rather kiss someones lips in there face.

To some degree, yes, kissing, biting lips and slipping tongues around is amazing... But I absolutely love going down on a cock! There's something utterly satisfying about licking, stoking and sucking a hard cock, hearing them moan and roll their hips... it's genuinely glorious! In my mind anyway! (And same goes for going down on a girl too!)

 

[nobby700]

Totally agree, love to make a lady cum with oral after she has gone down on me

 

[Stiffernow]

Well, I think that goes both ways, why would you want to see an average girl naked, there's probably nothing extraordinary about her (physically) and porn pictures are most likely going to be a better body... But, I think, you want to see *that* person, and the gift of intimacy and indeed effort to actually take a photo.

Maybe I'm overthinking it?

No I think you’re spot on . Though i have to say your average woman is far sexier than porn girls because they are at least attainable.
To a certain degree anyway lol

 

[Sparky54]

To some degree, yes, kissing, biting lips and slipping tongues around is amazing... But I absolutely love going down on a cock! There's something utterly satisfying about licking, stoking and sucking a hard cock, hearing them moan and roll their hips... it's genuinely glorious! In my mind anyway! (And same goes for going down on a girl too!)

Now you describe it like that I think I'm converted lol. To find a woman that likes it like you do is definitely a bonus and would definitely help with the smile on my face.

 

[Sparky54]

Well, I think that goes both ways, why would you want to see an average girl naked, there's probably nothing extraordinary about her (physically) and porn pictures are most likely going to be a better body... But, I think, you want to see *that* person, and the gift of intimacy and indeed effort to actually take a photo.

Maybe I'm overthinking it?

I think men are realistic as I think woman are. Depends what you like if you want perfection then you may look a long time but there definitely are fit guys out there.
Average can feel like a cruel word to both men and women. I prefer normal lol

 

[Hot_Wife_In_Stockings]

So I've been on this site for a few days now, and the amount of dick pics I've been sent is unreal! Usually followed with a question like "so you like it?" Or "would you suck it?"

So here's the answer, 99.999% of cocks are absolutely fine, keep it clean, trim your pubes to present it we'll, but it's fine. Your cock is not what makes us want to fuck it or suck it, it's YOU! If you're a decent guy, if you're fun, if you make us want to make you happy... Then, we will do all kinds of stuff with your cock!

Exactly the same goes for if you're hairy, or not hairy etc. This stuff should all come AFTER we know you, and if we like you the majority of body issues you may think you have are very unlikely to be an issue.

So here's the tip, if you want to actually find a girl on here and meet them, maybe even have a relationship with them then just talk to us, be nice, be genuine, be cheeky, be sexy...

Your cock is most likely absolutely fine! A massive cock isn't a turn in fact quite the opposite as anything over 7" can be uncomfortable. A small cock isn't a turn off, you might have to work a bit harder, but let's be honest, if you can't make us cum without a penis you need to go back to school regardless of penis size.

Stop worrying! Have fun with us! Talk to us! Be likeable and all that other stuff will follow.

Preach on sister. x