It's over

[Firefly]

The Breakup Game

Write your "Dear John" letter to the last user to post, explaining why things aren't working out and you are ending the relationship.

It's a game, don't take it to hard that the next user doesn't love you anymore. This world was made for second chances, right?

 

[Firefly]

Dear Firefly,
I'm sick of eating pickled cucumber salad. We through.
Love always,
Your better half

 

[Firefly]

Irish my once lover,
I thought "likes hiking in the hills and photography" where euphemisms and the threats of reshaped spinal columns would be due to taking your creative outpouring morning noon and night… not because I'd be lugging your camera gear up and down all the f****** mountains of Ireland.
Take a hike sweetheart
Not your camera caddy anymore,
Firefly

 

[VIP]

Dear Firefly
It's not you it's me.... Wait what bullshit it's you. You can't keep up rock climbing cycling or swimming. I can't keep circling around.

I'm moving on.
VIP

 

[Firefly]

This is my bye bye VIP
500 quid on your boots but not even a single stemmed rose for my birthday...I know who you love the most of all.

Ta
Fire

 

[VIP]

Bye bye Firefly
Firefly bye byeeee

Should have told you it was over
The day you went to roll int clover

I had a drink and got hungover
You thought I was just some pushover

Left some crumbs on your stopover
Can't forgive that, so now it's over.

Bye bye Firefly
Firefly bye bye.

 

[Oldfitman]

I’m afraid your my last Rolo and I can’t bear to share you with anyone anymore.
We’re over

 

[VIP]

Hey, it's not working. I feel like I don't know you!
It's over

 

[Enigma47]

Hey, you don’t know me because I’ve changed...that’ll teach you to date a caterpillar....I’m butterflying off to pastures new...

 

[Oldfitman]

Firefly, your going to have to get your wings out and fly,
I’m setting you free to go where you need to be.
But if your flight returns you back to me I will be yours forever,
Unless a new love wins my heart, then I must have to say goodbye.
But I will always remain inside you….x

 

[Firefly]

Mr Fit
I will admit, I was expecting a bit more old man, and a little less fit. I just can't keep up.
Sorry, I'm off to find less.
xox
F

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

They do say less is more, and I'm surely less, but if it's not enough, Bye, I'll peddle my wares elsewhere.