It's a sign!

[MancJackTheLad]

Imagine I'm walking the dog, spot a dude walking towards me, we glance at each other's bulges and give the secret sign, next minute, we're in the bushes having a mutual wank.

Do any of you chaps know, if there is a cheeky sign to let dudes know you are up for a bit of cock fun when out in public?

 

[Firefly]

I asked google..

I thought the fancy hands might be the sign...

or this...but it turned out

she was just sealing a letter.

The google recommended the traditional:

but...that might lead to ...

So...it seems there are some things even google doesn't know.

sorry.

 

[eddie321]

Imagine I'm walking the dog, spot a dude walking towards me, we glance at each other's bulges and give the secret sign, next minute, we're in the bushes having a mutual wank.

Do any of you chaps know, if there is a cheeky sign to let dudes know you are up for a bit of cock fun when out in public?

As he walking to wards you drop your trousers…if he kicks you in balls it sign he not interested….if he drops to his knees then it sign it your lucky night….

 

[MancJackTheLad]

I asked google..

I thought the fancy hands might be the sign...

or this...but it turned out

she was just sealing a letter.

The google recommended the traditional:

but...that might lead to ...

So...it seems there are some things even google doesn't know.

sorry.

Ha, that made me laugh out loud. I will take each and every one of these suggestions as gospel and act accordingly, obviously feeding back with the most successful.

 

[MancJackTheLad]

As he walking to wards you drop your trousers…if he kicks you in balls it sign he not interested….if he drops to his knees then it sign it your lucky night….

I like it, essentially Russian Roulette, I'm in LOL

 

[ukpeeper]

Going to keep my eye on this thread

 

[Magicminx]

Put a note round the dogs neck

 

[Honeybear71]

Put a note round the dogs neck

Maybe the dogs not in the mood

 

[Magicminx]

Maybe the dogs not in the mood

He's only carrying the message lol

 

[MancJackTheLad]

Put a note round the dogs neck

Love it, i only have a small dawg so maybe just a single word "cock" would do the trick.

Love your profile pic BTW

 

[MancJackTheLad]

Maybe the dogs not in the mood

Good point, he would have to watch though, so his approval could be an issue.

 

[MancJackTheLad]

He's only carrying the message lol

Quite a responsibility though wouldn't you agree?

 

[MancJackTheLad]

I have an update:-

The dog is deffo not up for the note and as much as I want to do the trouser drop test, I fear prison. I've decided to stare at oncoming bulges eyes wide, If I get grief, I will look at the guy's ear and blame a lazy eye.

Obviously, further advice is welcome, this is purely a stopgap.

 

[Enzo44v]

Imagine I'm walking the dog, spot a dude walking towards me, we glance at each other's bulges and give the secret sign, next minute, we're in the bushes having a mutual wank.

Do any of you chaps know, if there is a cheeky sign to let dudes know you are up for a bit of cock fun when out in public?

An app that vibrates to let you know they are also up for fun would be good !

 

[Firefly]

Now that is thinking

 

[MancJackTheLad]

An app that vibrates to let you know they are also up for fun would be good !

Design thinking for good, I like this. You should head to Dragons Den, Touker would be all over this.

 

[Dirtymindedoldgit]

There used to be an app, you point your phone at the person and it shows if they are a twat or not (it was a joke app). Like I used to point a fork at someone and when asked what I was doing I would say it’s my nerd detector or such like. Another way is as you approach put your hand to your ear as if with an earpiece in it and start talking as you get within earshot say something like yes he has a nice package, I’d like to know if the man with a terrier dog likes my package. Obviously change the dog type to his, and if he says pardon me and it sounds he’s not the type, just say sorry I’m talking to my friend who wants to know if I liked the package a man had with him.

 

[Adie]

Slightly confused at the mo.
Seems there was an element of dogging involved in this thread but now seems to have rolled on to parcels
Perhaps I'll just get my lunch box out

Hopefully someone can clarify this thread with out too much secret code.

 

[MancJackTheLad]

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Slightly confused at the mo.
Seems there was an element of dogging involved in this thread but now seems to have rolled on to parcels
Perhaps I'll just get my lunch box out
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Hopefully someone can clarify this thread with out too much secret code.

It's a fluid thread, the best kind IMO.

Initially, a callout to establish if a sign existed, which could be used between two guys when randomly passing in public to subtly communicate they are both up for a bit of cock fun!