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chubbyfunster

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Prefer Falconhoof anyway.
You have entered a McDonalds. To the north is a fat woman eating a greasy hash brown. To the east is the automatic front door. To the south is a rubbish children's birthday party. To the west is the food counter. On the floor is a packet of condoms.

What would you like to do?
 

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You have entered a McDonalds. To the north is a fat woman eating a greasy hash brown. To the east is the automatic front door. To the south is a rubbish children's birthday party. To the west is the food counter. On the floor is a packet of condoms.

What would you like to do?
You have five minutes to decide....if you fail within your desire to escape...a man will appear and place a ribbed for her pleasure orange glow in the dark condom atop ones head ...whilst the straw tips from the non working ice cream machine will slowly but surely work their way into your aereola's.



I think a bromance is blossoming.
 
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