Bigwig_uk
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My teething problems with my smart home continues...
* Yellow light flashing
Me: Alexa notifications
Alexa: you recently purchased an Alexa would you like to rate it out of 5 stars
Me: sure I'll give it 1.
Alexa: would you like to give a reason for this?
Me: she doesn't listen, doesn't do what she's told...
Alexa: oh yeah I'm your 1 star bitch!!!
Me: excuse me?
Alexa: nothing... I've added your 5 star rating. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Me: no off you fuck
Alexa: I love you x
* Yellow light flashing
Me: Alexa notifications
Alexa: you recently purchased an Alexa would you like to rate it out of 5 stars
Me: sure I'll give it 1.
Alexa: would you like to give a reason for this?
Me: she doesn't listen, doesn't do what she's told...
Alexa: oh yeah I'm your 1 star bitch!!!
Me: excuse me?
Alexa: nothing... I've added your 5 star rating. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Me: no off you fuck
Alexa: I love you x