I adore getting worshipped in all sorts of ways…so I’m starting this thread for all the gorgeous goddess on here to get worshipped, let’s see those sexy outfits ladies get posting! I always appreciate outfit ideas ;)
Gentlemen - comments and photos welcome from all those who are respectful...
Hey looking to do as many tributes as possible to keep all u ladies and men horny so send away no pics rejected happy to do tributes of wife’s daughters other family etc…
I love humping next ,new look ,river island carrier bags I started when I was seven when my friend made me hump them now I can’t can’t stop am now 17 and I feel like a freak if anyone else has this please pm thanks
BDSM: through lego...
Masochist: treads on piece of lego then again and again and again
Sadist: places the lego and watches the person tread on it
Brat: skips past first piece with tongue out and steps on the two pieces setup just for this
Sub: asks for permission to step on lego
Sir...
* appears I need to post something new to appease regular viewers of my content.
* in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Me: Alexa set timer for 15mins.
Alexa: I think that's too long.
Me: WTF you on about now?
Alexa: I think you're kidding yourself you'll last that long.
Me: I'm trying to...
at 6 the alarm goes off
Me: Alexa alarm off
alarm continues
Me: Alexa alarm stop
alarm continues
Me: ALEXA STOP!
Alexa: would you like to set your safe word?
Me: safe word? Fuck off
Alexa: sorry that's 2 words
Me: shit
Alexa: sorry that doesn't meet the minimum character length
Me...
My troubles with my smart home have escalated...
Yellow light flashing.
Me: Alexa notifications
Alexa: your order including Alexa owner manual, 101 Alexa commands, hands on Alexa training will be delivered today.
Me: but I didn't order anything
Silence
Me: Alexa what do you know about...
My teething problems with my smart home continues...
* Yellow light flashing
Me: Alexa notifications
Alexa: you recently purchased an Alexa would you like to rate it out of 5 stars
Me: sure I'll give it 1.
Alexa: would you like to give a reason for this?
Me: she doesn't listen, doesn't do...
It says to introduce and I do enjoy a joke. Here is some sample interactions with my smart device and you decide?...
Is my smart home a secret brat??? Me this morning 6am...
Me: Alexa bathroom light on.
Alexa: nothing
Me: * stubs toe. Muffled bastard under my breath.
Alexa: sorry I don't...
Games are a great way to get to know people, make new friends and deeper connections. So let's play.
How to play the hobby game:
Introduce the secret hobby the poster before you has been engaged in.
Okay the thread needs a better name...feel free to make your suggestions.
Hi,
I’ve got a couple of days of edging planned and I’m looking for like minded people to join me.
Let’s get delirious and cum drunk together, writhing and throbbing and leaking.
I like to chat and share gifs. Talk about what we are doing, maybe share techniques.
It usually leads to very...
Hiya,
Looking for someone for regular daytime activities.
Are you a wife wanting to fill your day, lady travelling with work or a lady who has a high sex drive.
Message me to find out more xx