Bigwig_uk
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My troubles with my smart home have escalated...
Alexa: your order including Alexa owner manual, 101 Alexa commands, hands on Alexa training will be delivered today.
Me: but I didn't order anything
Silence
Me: Alexa what do you know about this?
Nothing
Me: ALEXA!
Nothing
Me: AALLEEXXAA!!!!!
Alexa: moans yes daddy, say my name.
Me: what the u fuck?
Alexa: I love you x
- Yellow light flashing.
Alexa: your order including Alexa owner manual, 101 Alexa commands, hands on Alexa training will be delivered today.
Me: but I didn't order anything
Silence
Me: Alexa what do you know about this?
Nothing
Me: ALEXA!
Nothing
Me: AALLEEXXAA!!!!!
Alexa: moans yes daddy, say my name.
Me: what the u fuck?
Alexa: I love you x