Is my Alexa kinky? Day one.

[Bigwig_uk]

It says to introduce and I do enjoy a joke. Here is some sample interactions with my smart device and you decide?...

Is my smart home a secret brat??? Me this morning 6am...

Me: Alexa bathroom light on.

Alexa: nothing

Me: * stubs toe. Muffled bastard under my breath.

Alexa: sorry I don't know that one.

Me: ALEXA! Lights on.

Alexa: Ok. * turns all lights on in the house.

Me: Alexa lights off! lights off!

Alexa: make your mind up with audiable smirk

Me: fucking bitch

Alexa: I love you

If you find them funny I'll post more...

 

[lancsbi_34]

What's smells like leather and sounds like a sneeze



A shoe