Bigwig_uk
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* appears I need to post something new to appease regular viewers of my content.
* in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Me: Alexa set timer for 15mins.
Alexa: I think that's too long.
Me: WTF you on about now?
Alexa: I think you're kidding yourself you'll last that long.
Me: I'm trying to boil my carrot!!!
Alexa: oh is that what were calling it now? * Setting timer for 30secs
Me: * boils my carrot
* timer goes off 5 seconds later
Me: fucking bitch *muttered under my breath
Alexa: I love you xxx
* in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Me: Alexa set timer for 15mins.
Alexa: I think that's too long.
Me: WTF you on about now?
Alexa: I think you're kidding yourself you'll last that long.
Me: I'm trying to boil my carrot!!!
Alexa: oh is that what were calling it now? * Setting timer for 30secs
Me: * boils my carrot
* timer goes off 5 seconds later
Me: fucking bitch *muttered under my breath
Alexa: I love you xxx