Is it O.k to.....?

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.K to..
When asked what role you'd like to play in a sex session reply by sticking on your curly wig and saying Fred West???

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.K to... Scan your one night stands lower half with a metal detector and explain you've lost your wedding ring?

 

[Koala]

I love this inappropriate thread, you wacko xxx

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.K... that when your girlfriend asks to be severely fucked you superglue her flaps together?

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.K when writing your C.V to put 'Cum bunny for a German businessman' as last employment?

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.K to claim you were sleepwalking when your mum comes down and finds you balls deep in her home made trifle at 4 am?

 

[sirusdvirus61]

I love this inappropriate thread, you wacko xxx

I love this inappropriate thread, you wacko xxx

Sometimes I think to myself Wtf goes on in your head Brett? but then that little voice in there says" fk it... It's a kind of Therapy"

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.k to..when asked on the workphone if you are busy to reply with " yes! Im wanking like a safari Park chimp"?

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.K to.... ask if your prospective date has a rolhypnol allergy when filling out profiles on a dating site?

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.k to..when invited into someones house and they say " make yourself at home" you immediately sit on the sofa and knock one out to suzie dent on countdown?

 

[sirusdvirus61]

Is it O.K to...when caught wanking publicly to explain that you suffer from a stress related medical problem that requires you to masturbate frantically to relieve anxiety. Then after your explanation tell the aircrew it's O.K to take off.