Got a plumber coming round tomorrow

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Who thinks I should be a good slur and wait for him totally naked? Then ask him if he wants to fuck me? I’d certainly lay there all slutty while he uses me then he can do what he’s coming for then leave me with cum all over.
 

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Probably best job I’ve ever been to! I know I would
 

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Who thinks I should be a good slur and wait for him totally naked? Then ask him if he wants to fuck me? I’d certainly lay there all slutty while he uses me then he can do what he’s coming for then leave me with cum all over.
Wish I was a plumber ffs
 

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Who thinks I should be a good slur and wait for him totally naked? Then ask him if he wants to fuck me? I’d certainly lay there all slutty while he uses me then he can do what he’s coming for then leave me with cum all over.
I do DIY work and I would love that. Yo find a horny customer that flirts until we end up fucking
 
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I once gave our plumber the wrong impression completely. He came to look at a faulty radiator, i completely forgot I'd left my dildo out on the bedside table...next to the offending radiator.

It was a nice mixture of actually quite sexy, and incredibly mortifying all at the same time.

(no, nothing happened!)
 

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I would love to find a customer like you
 

slutsub

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I once gave our plumber the wrong impression completely. He came to look at a faulty radiator, i completely forgot I'd left my dildo out on the bedside table...next to the offending radiator.

It was a nice mixture of actually quite sexy, and incredibly mortifying all at the same time.

(no, nothing happened!)
Do you wish something did happen ? That stuff really turns me on
 

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Hahaha I have been in this situation on a few occasions over the years working in people's homes.. I always preferred the ladies who let me get on with the work, building up the tension between us .. great memories of being a gardener in my twenties ‍♂️
 

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I am actually a plumber! I can tell you for a fact it would make my day!

I work for myself and not a company so I wouldn't have to worry about being sacked!
There has been times where I've seen customers in compromising situations or have seen kinky underwear/sex toys laying around and for the most part they get embarrassed and recoil. But to be honest I'm a cheeky boy so I take the piss.

But to answer the question, if I walked into your house and you're basically offering up yourself to be absolutely destroyed.... You'll probably get it.

A nice story to tell. Oh and don't be upset when I send the invoice afterwards.
 
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Justalittleforme

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I am actually a plumber! I can tell you for a fact it would make my day!

I work for myself and not a company so I wouldn't have to worry about being sacked!
There has been times where I've seen customers in compromising situations or have seen kinky underwear/sex toys laying around and for the most part they get embarrassed and recoil. But to be honest I'm a cheeky boy so I take the piss.

But to answer the question, if I walked into your house and you're basically offering up yourself to be absolutely destroyed.... You'll probably get it.

A nice story to tell. Oh and don't be upset when I send the invoice afterwards.
That last line
 

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I am actually a plumber! I can tell you for a fact it would make my day!

I work for myself and not a company so I wouldn't have to worry about being sacked!
There has been times where I've seen customers in compromising situations or have seen kinky underwear/sex toys laying around and for the most part they get embarrassed and recoil. But to be honest I'm a cheeky boy so I take the piss.

But to answer the question, if I walked into your house and you're basically offering up yourself to be absolutely destroyed.... You'll probably get it.

A nice story to tell. Oh and don't be upset when I send the invoice afterwards.
Sounds perfect… until the invoice haha
 
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