Ever used something weird to masturbate?

[malepantielover]

A teddy bear with my then step daughters panties on the teddy.
I need a new Teddy.

Well as a kid, I used to rub my vagina against the bed post

Come rub it on my hand In Cornwall.

 

[Helen36H]

Well it wouldn't be weird if it was just 'I'd used a cucumber to masturbate'. However, I was still at school and very young and naïve, so I'd put the cucumber in the recycling after I'd had several orgasms with it inside me. To my horror, the sandwiches my mum made for her friends that evening had the cucumber that mum must have taken back out of the recycling as it was still in its plastic and in date.....Eeeeeeeeeeek

 

[Needahand]

Well it wouldn't be weird if it was just 'I'd used a cucumber to masturbate'. However, I was still at school and very young and naïve, so I'd put the cucumber in the recycling after I'd had several orgasms with it inside me. To my horror, the sandwiches my mum made for her friends that evening had the cucumber that mum must have taken back out of the recycling as it was still in its plastic and in date.....Eeeeeeeeeeek

Haha love it

 

[Needahand]

When I was a teenager (just before I left school), I tied my leather belt around my shaft just tight enough to squeeze. I'd never been given a handjob at the time but really wanted one. I held the belt and just moved my wrist and it felt like someone jerking me off. Did that a few times

 

[MrsC2an]

Pegs on my nipples and lips, not using them to actually masturbate with but they definitely added to the sensation.

 

[ArcherSam]

a pair of surgical gloves with baby oil brought me to a wonderful climax!

 

[boredbedsguy50]

What weird things have you used to masturbate?

I use the handle of a Venus razor to shove up my arse while i wank

 

[Baggie]

What weird things have you used to masturbate?

I do use the shaft of small artists brushes to massage my prostate through my ureathra. Start with the narrow ones and build up to the thicker ones

 

[Navymedic]

a pair of surgical gloves with baby oil brought me to a wonderful climax!

Lovely feeling

 

[morecambebi]

i used my henry hoover took pipes of and put coc 1/2 way in hole and turned it on making sure plenty of hole to suck air into machine makes your coc rattle on side and no mess to clean up good old henry lol

 

[VicBhouy]

The weirdest thing that I have used to masturbate is my neighbours wife’s right hand!

As a laugh I once masturbated into a wellie!

 

[Playday]

What weird things have you used to masturbate?

My landlady’s electric toothbrush brush on the bell end as soon as she went out , it was still wet and frothy.

 

[plodder1]

a pair of surgical gloves with baby oil brought me to a wonderful climax!

Can't beat that method especially with a lot of baby oil

 

[JennyFae]

What weird things have you used to masturbate?

Lol when I was growing up anything and everything in my room at one stage or another was tried in side me!