Ever used something weird to masturbate?

[southernguy48]

You have to try a banana skin.:: get a big banana, cut one end off and then very gently squeeze the insides out. You have to be careful not to split the skin. Once emptied you can slide your cock inside and it will be a beautiful tight slippery grip.

Extra tips…
It’s likely as you get harder you’ll split the skin at the entrance. Use some strong tape to strengthen that point around the outside

Make a little hole near the sealed end.

I promise you you will cum very hard using this technique. Love to edge with this. Feels good gripping the shaft really tight and also just using the slippery opening to tease your cock head.

Have fun!

Does that count as one of your 5 a day?

 

[the_hunter]

strange no man has mentioned the vacuum cleaner recommend the dyson for suction power

 

[alex4660]

strange no man has mentioned the vacuum cleaner recommend the dyson for suction power

 

[haydn]

ive sat and rode toilet brush handle whilst wanking just after i cleaned it obs, was intense as its about 1 n half inch thick and really long x

 

[southernguy48]

Had escort bite too off Cadbury cream egg then pulled foreskin back and put on helmet before wanking me into it x a wonderful sticky Easter treat x

 

[malepantielover]

My female cousins panties I often took a pair when visiting.
And used to cum in.
White panties are my turn on.

Also around 25 years ago put a pair of step daughters panties onto her big cuddly teddybear.
And came in her panties.

 

[Rani]

strange no man has mentioned the vacuum cleaner recommend the dyson for suction power

LOL. Hubby confessed to that and I thought he was joking

He said he puts the cylinder cleaner on the bed, stands and fucks it. I thought he was joking but he is not but too embarrassed to do it in front of me.

I've used shampoo bottles, big ones but not the same as a really big cock

 

[plodder1]

Had to have a wank reading all this

Nice spunky wank

 

[Dan_edw]

Used knickers always make for a great wank. Especially if the wearer knows exactly what's going to happen to them

 

[Littleknix234]

Also around 25 years ago I hope they were little cotton oneput a pair of step daughters panties onto her big cuddly teddybear.
And came in her panties.

 

[Littleknix234]

Hopefully they were little cotton ones
Little gusset full of spunk yummy

 

[Toon84]

When I was young, 18-20ish, I owned a baseball bat. I didn't play baseball, I never used it for much, it just sat in my bedroom. Oneday I patiently put the fat end up my ass (about 1-2 inches deep) and jerked off, and that was that. Fast forward some time later, a friend asked if he could have the bat, I said "sure", and again, that was that.

Anyway, my friend went on to give it away to somebody else. I don't know how many hands it passed through, but it eventually found its way into the hands of some lunatic who went on to use it in a violent, racist attack on some poor bugger. Thankfully he was caught and jailed.

I'd heard about the crime and It had come to my knowledge about the weapon he'd used. I was worried that my DNA would be on it and forensic people would know what I'd been doing with it. I smoked a lot of weed at the time so I was paranoid that oneday the police would knock on the door and require a statement. Not that they have my DNA on their records to make a match, but I didn't think of that at the time.

 

[Firefly]

When I was young, 18-20ish, I owned a baseball bat. I didn't play baseball, I never used it for much, it just sat in my bedroom. Oneday I patiently put the fat end up my ass (about 1-2 inches deep) and jerked off, and that was that. Fast forward some time later, a friend asked if he could have the bat, I said "sure", and again, that was that.

Anyway, my friend went on to give it away to somebody else. I don't know how many hands it passed through, but it eventually found its way into the hands of some lunatic who went on to use it in a violent, racist attack on some poor bugger. Thankfully he was caught and jailed.

I'd heard about the crime and It had come to my knowledge about the weapon he'd used. I was worried that my DNA would be on it and forensic people would know what I'd been doing with it. I smoked a lot of weed at the time so I was paranoid that oneday the police would knock on the door and require a statement. Not that they have my DNA on their records to make a match, but I didn't think of that at the time.

Apologize for laughing is it somewhat inappropriate.
I'm laughing purely at your deranged paranoid mind and not at the unfortunate circumstances surrounding your baseball bat.

 

[Helen36H]

When I was young, 18-20ish, I owned a baseball bat. I didn't play baseball, I never used it for much, it just sat in my bedroom. Oneday I patiently put the fat end up my ass (about 1-2 inches deep) and jerked off, and that was that. Fast forward some time later, a friend asked if he could have the bat, I said "sure", and again, that was that.

Anyway, my friend went on to give it away to somebody else. I don't know how many hands it passed through, but it eventually found its way into the hands of some lunatic who went on to use it in a violent, racist attack on some poor bugger. Thankfully he was caught and jailed.

I'd heard about the crime and It had come to my knowledge about the weapon he'd used. I was worried that my DNA would be on it and forensic people would know what I'd been doing with it. I smoked a lot of weed at the time so I was paranoid that oneday the police would knock on the door and require a statement. Not that they have my DNA on their records to make a match, but I didn't think of that at the time.

OMG I have no words! I nearly fell off my chair laughing.....Gosh I hope nobody ever beats someone to death with my rampant rabbit eeeeek Hel x

 

[Toon84]

Apologize for laughing is it somewhat inappropriate.
I'm laughing purely at your deranged paranoid mind and not at the unfortunate circumstances surrounding your baseball bat.

That's OK, don't feel guilty, I can totally see the funny side of it.

 

[Toon84]

OMG I have no words! I nearly fell off my chair laughing.....Gosh I hope nobody ever beats someone to death with my rampant rabbit eeeeek Hel x

Haha just make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

 

[Nuttynutster]

I've used various things from the cardboard tube from Toilet paper, slicing a hole in a mattress to fuck, my trusty favourite is the wank sock which my found out about!

 

[Leanne42]

Well as a kid, I used to rub my vagina against the bed post

I did that too

 

[trouble71]

Nothing too weird, panties and stockings..

 

[haydn]

misses dildo in my arse