Do you...

[Just-me]

It’s the two round ones and a long one tied together, everyone has them!

It might of happened

Do you have an advent calendar

 

[Simmo19]

Ok must be a thing down that way
No just buy a tub get more chocolate

Do you think its coming home

 

[Just-me]

No, do you?

Do you watch all the World Cup games?

 

[Simmo19]

No i dont
Half watch if im about

Do you get the aldi carrot toys

 

[Just-me]

God no!

Do you get games for Christmas

 

[Simmo19]

Bet youve got kev the carrot
No not anymore

Do you cheat at games

 

[Just-me]

I definitely don’t have Kev the carrot!

Nope but my mum does, such a bad looser

Do you play Fortnite

 

[Simmo19]

No but know the moves

Do you play console games

 

[Just-me]

I have a Nintendo switch

Do you wear your cracker paper hat?

 

[Simmo19]

Of couse

Do you get your best jokes from a cracker

 

[Just-me]

We have got homemade crackers again and get great gifts plus mum finds good jokes on the net so they are brilliant

Do you always get the curly fish or a whistle?

 

[Simmo19]

No its usually girlie stuff in them so give the girls but did get a bottle opener which is great

Do you have a xmas eve tradition

 

[Just-me]

Go to the pub!

Do you get drunk on Christmas Day

 

[Simmo19]

Yes usually and sleepy

Do you think youre on the naughty or nice list

 

[Just-me]

Obviously the nice list!

Do you believe in Santa

 

[Simmo19]

You sure ?
Of course

Do you go to visit santas grotto

 

[Just-me]

Sit on an old man’s knee and get fondled?

Do you leave a carrot and mince pie out

 

[Simmo19]

Dont know what santa you go to
No i dont anymore

Do you stay up hoping you see him

 

[Just-me]

Nooooooooo he might not stop!

Do you want to be a Santa’s little helper?

 

[Simmo19]

Yeah id knick all your presents

Do you want to go to lapland