Cuffed in 6 words

[Cazz]

That sofa is mine for lounging

 

[Ste1972]

Had to look for the sofa

 

[Ste1972]

Tying you to it better idea

 

[Cazz]

It must be a woman thing

 

[Adie]

There are many elves down here

 

[Adie]

Might have to make elf thread

 

[Flexi12]

There are many elves down here
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I can take charge of them

 

[Cazz]

Nice hair colour...same as mine

 

[Adie]

How's the inappropriate santa applicants doing?

 

[Magicminx]

Ooh I say. Who's judging them.

 

[Flexi12]

My God! Santa is very thorough.

 

[Cazz]

Think he has checked her twice

 

[Flexi12]

Applicants must pass an oral exam.

 

[Magicminx]

Have we got many naughty Santa's.

 

[Flexi12]

Just sending my CV in now.

 

[Magicminx]

Drop it down my flue then

 

[Flexi12]

Have we got many naughty Santa's.

The place is crawling with them

 

[Magicminx]

Oh a santa on all fours.

 

[Adie]

That's right, you better watch out!

 

[Magicminx]

I do love Santa's reindeer games.