Cuffed in 6 words

[Adie]

Tits are always a great distraction

 

[Manvspencil]

Coal, Blue, Great? Avid ornithologist here.

 

[Ste1972]

Nice to be one with nature

 

[Adie]

I have bird jokes going cheep!

 

[Manvspencil]

I'm an avowed naturist. No, wait...

 

[Adie]

Too late can't take it back

 

[Cazz]

I can take it right back

 

[Ste1972]

Not massive so sure you can

 

[Adie]

Did you want frys with that?

 

[Ste1972]

Mushy peas might be nice though

 

[Adie]

Gravey, or curry sauce with that?

 

[Manvspencil]

Let's play Spot the Chuffin' Northerner!

 

[Ste1972]

Oooooooh you know what I like

 

[Cazz]

We talking battered or unbattered sausage

 

[Adie]

What's s your preference? I offer both.

 

[Cazz]

I love a battered sausage best

 

[Cazz]

Can't do that ....health and safety

 

[Adie]

Perhaps a battered Mars bar instead?

 

[Cazz]

I will try most things once

 

[Cazz]

Do like a meat pie occasionally