Cuffed in 6 words

[Ste1972]

Someone needs to work on aiming

 

[Manvspencil]

I shoot first, ask questions later.

 

[Magicminx]

I shoot straight from the hip.

 

[size12feet]

Can I hold onto your hips?

 

[loveithard]

just eat my cunt you bastard

mmmm...breakfast..

 

[Manvspencil]

Someone neglected to read the rules.

 

[size12feet]

Surprising how little people read nowadays

 

[Manvspencil]

They have to use a stepladder.

 

[size12feet]

Only to read the big issue

 

[Magicminx]

I would rather feel big issues.

 

[size12feet]

please my issue is getting bigger

 

[Magicminx]

Does your issue bother you then.

 

[size12feet]

Can make appearances at inappropriate times

 

[Magicminx]

Sounds like your issue is embarrassing

 

[size12feet]

Only when compared to bigger issues

 

[Magicminx]

I think Google issues are enormous.

 

[size12feet]

The internet does add 2 inches

 

[Magicminx]

Can I sell your big issue.?

 

[size12feet]

Sure going rate is a tenner

 

[Cazz]

That's a little bit over ambitious