Cuffed in 6 words

[Cazz]

I have a rubber for you

 

[Manvspencil]

That saves me rubbing one out.

 

[Juicy_Lucy]

Hang on, I need coffee first

 

[Adie]

Would you like cream with that?

 

[Firefly]

close your eyes. This won't hurt.

 

[Bigyin1690]

Here we go again lets go

 

[Firefly]

I understand big, what's yin?

 

[Bigyin1690]

I understand big, what's yin?

Yin as in me scottish term

 

[Firefly]

That is what you call big?

 

[Manvspencil]

Let me grab a tape measure.

 

[Adie]

*dons high vis & hard hat.

 

[Adie]

Always follow health and safety first

 

[Cazz]

Best not swing from chandeliers then

 

[Adie]

What about a wrecking ball instead

 

[Manvspencil]

Not in my pants, no sire!

 

[Adie]

Would you prefer a mankini instead?

 

[Manvspencil]

No, I want to keep my breakfast.

 

[Adie]

I'm not taking your breakfast away!

 

[Manvspencil]

Thank the baby Jesus for that.

 

[Adie]

Jesus is outside in an uber