Cuffed in 6 words

[Firefly]

The UKChat weekend gang bang got a little out of control this week. You have woken up to find yourself cuffed to the user above you.

What will you say to them in 6 words?

 

[Firefly]

To start things off...if I woke up cuffed to myself...


it's a game...have fun!

 

[size12feet]

Well isn’t this a lovely predicament

 

[Firefly]

Can you reach the whipping cream?

 

[Adie]

Have you a two person jumper?
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[Firefly]

This is the "fun" part, right?

 

[size12feet]

Are you naked? Because I am

 

[Firefly]

Oh, I see you are up.

 

[trouble71]

Well, the view is rather captivating

 

[Cazz]

Well, this is a good craic

 

[trouble71]

Your nipples are saying it's cold

 

[Adie]

Guess this is called double trouble?

 

[size12feet]

As nice as this is, key?

 

[Cazz]

I haven't finished with you yet

 

[trouble71]

Did we use all the lube?

 

[Cazz]

It's OK I always carry spare

 

[Adie]

If I wiggle, does it help?

 

[Cazz]

Wiggle it...just a little bit

 

[Caliban]

Care to establish a holding pattern

 

[Firefly]

you don't remember any of it?