Cuffed in 6 words

[Cazz]

My cock can be quite leaky.

Sounds like you need a plumber

 

[Ste1972]

I like to mix and share

 

[Adie]

Who dropped bread in the soup?

 

[Ste1972]

Nothing wrong with dipping into soup

 

[Adie]

There's a snapping turtle in there!

 

[Cazz]

Do you lick out the bowl

 

[Ste1972]

Always use my tongue to clean

 

[Cazz]

Is it a nice crusty baguette

Who dropped bread in the soup?

 

[Cazz]

There's a snapping turtle in there!

Not in my cockaleekie there isn't

 

[Scottyy]

Depends....how do you like yours?

Well I dish mine quite thick

 

[Adie]

God I really fancy some "soup"

 

[Cazz]

I'm sure @Ste1972 will share his

 

[Adie]

I thought "soup" was a euphemism?

 

[Ste1972]

As did I we've been fooled

 

[Cazz]

Always one joker in a pack

 

[Cazz]

Lets play 52 card pick up

 

[Adie]

One card short of full deck

 

[Adie]

Need to play hunt the joker

 

[Manvspencil]

*rummages in underwear roughly*

Found it!

 

[Adie]

Keeping my Aces up my sleeve