Cuffed in 6 words

[dicusdiminutivus]

Camping: guy ropes and cuffs used?

 

[Just-me]

Why guy ropes, where’s girl ropes?

 

[Walks]

Who's being tied, you or me?

 

[Just-me]

When does the sun get here?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Sunrise seems to be aptly named.

 

[Just-me]

Why isn’t there a rainrise then?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Do you not think rainfall is equally as appropriate?

 

[Walks]

Surely that's more than six words

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

33.3% extra and all for free

 

[Just-me]

That would be two not three

 

[Walks]

Is three always better than two?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

A three legged stool is stable

 

[Just-me]

That’s where you keep your horses!

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Milkmaids always used three legged stools

 

[RobinWandle]

Maids, milking chairs... Does that appeal?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

That’s where you keep your horses!

If no horses is that unstable?

 

[Chump1]

Did you say bend over table?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Surely the proper name's folding table?

 

[Intrigueme]

Please don’t try folding that bit

 

[Firefly]

Hold still, I'm trying to concentrate.