Cuffed in 6 words

[Flexi12]

Now, how did you know that?

 

[Flexi12]

Oh damn! My secret is out

 

[Cazz]

What.....that you like floppy carrots

 

[Flexi12]

Oooh yes, definitely carrots. Phew! Thanks.

 

[Adie]

I have a few carrot issues

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Being vegan is not really normal

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

I have a few carrot issues
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On the basis that the first line is within the rules I had to look up, I'll giggle

 

[Flexi12]

You still have all your toes.

 

[Adie]

How do you make gold soup?

 

[Adie]

Add twenty four carrots to it

 

[Cazz]

Not mentioning my cock a leekie

 

[Flexi12]

Ahhhhh, now that you've mentioned it....

 

[beltmaster]

I try my best to deliver.

What do you deliver crusty pizza

 

[beltmaster]

Not mentioning my cock a leekie

I have one of those things

 

[Adie]

What do you deliver crusty pizza

I deliver bad one line jokes

 

[Adie]

We didn't have any vegetable jokes

 

[Adie]

But if you do lettuce know

 

[Bighandsbigfeet]

Joke: Which vegetable drips? A leek

 

[beltmaster]

We didn't have any vegetable jokes

Dose that mean no five aday

 

[Flexi12]

Yes, about that cock a leekie...