Chat up lines!

[HuntersWay]

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

 

[Tattooed_girl]

I’ll make you a deal if you cook me dinner i’ll cook you breakfast

 

[HuntersWay]

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

 

[Princess_eh]

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

Awwwwwwww

 

[Princess_eh]

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Bahahahaha bff

 

[HuntersWay]

Bahahahaha bff

hehehehehehehe

 

[HuntersWay]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.