Chat up lines!

[Tattooed_girl]

Right ladies, hit me with your best chat up lines

 

[HuntersWay]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

 

[HuntersWay]

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend Material

 

[HuntersWay]

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

 

[HuntersWay]

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

 

[Princess_eh]

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Awww I love that one!!!

 

[HuntersWay]

Awww I love that one!!!

Well you are a princess <3

 

[Tattooed_girl]

Have you ever been to Hawaii? Well it was the most beautiful thing I've seen till I gazed into your eyes

 

[HuntersWay]

Pmsl love it

 

[Princess_eh]

Have you ever been to Hawaii? Well it was the most beautiful thing I've seen till I gazed into your eyes

Omg yep you’ve got it Twinnie

 

[HuntersWay]

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

 

[Deadpan]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...cos it looks like ya fell on ya face

 

[HuntersWay]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...cos it looks like ya fell on ya face

Pmsl!! That’s like saying you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch

 

[Tattooed_girl]

Omg yep you’ve got it Twinnie

You know it baby

 

[Tattooed_girl]

Do you have a band-aid? because i scrapped my knees falling for you!!

 

[HuntersWay]

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

 

[HuntersWay]

Do you have a band-aid? because i scrapped my knees falling for you!!

*hands twat a bandaid*

 

[Tattooed_girl]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again?

 

[HuntersWay]

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

 

[Tattooed_girl]

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?